If you’re like most of my visitors, you haven’t seen the advertisements for the Beijing Olympics on this site, but I assure you, they were there. Every morning, this dumbshit buys the top banner for 20 cents a day - but cancels it after 4 hours. I’m guessing because my site is offensive. No fucking shit! “But Joel, you’re getting 20 cents!” No, I’m getting almost nothing, because of how Project Wonderful works.

So fuck the Beijing Olympics. It’s not like there’s anyone on the planet who hasn’t heard of the Olympics.